Joe's 85-year-old grandmother was criticizing his wife's taste in clothing. She claimed her clothing did not make her look attractive. Joe did not appreciate her comments and accused her of being petty and selfish. His grandmother bragged, "I have you to know I was known for my beauty and style. When I was 16, the President of the United States gave me a beauty award!!!" Joe replied, "Really? I didn't think President Lincoln bothered with that kind of thing!!!”
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Walter and Mollie were on the beach when he told her he was leaving her for another woman. Heartbroken, she stumbled onto a lamp, rubbed it, and a genie appeared and gave her three wishes with the stipulation that whatever she wished for, her husband would get double. She asked for 10 million dollars and her husband got $20 million with a big smile on his face. She asked for a mansion and her husband got 2 mansions still laughing at her. Her final wish was for the genie to scare her half to death!!!
050324 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
Two sons sent gifts to their mother for Mother's Day. This was the first Mother's Day since their father passed away and they wanted it to be special. One son sent her flowers and a figurine. The other son lived in Central America and sent her a parrot as a talking companion. When asked how she enjoyed her gifts, to the first son she felt the flowers and figurine was nice and to the second son, the gift of the parrot was very good. It tastes like chicken
050224 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
Millie was upset with the pastor of a local church at his refusal to have a funeral service at his church for her beloved dog of 21 years named Fifi. The pastor explained that funerals are for humans and if he honored such a request, he would be the laughingstock of the city. Millie said, "I love my dog and she loved church, and I was willing to donate $100,000 to the church." The pastor replied "Oh, you are talking about a Baptist dog!!! Yes, we do them here!!!"