Millie was upset with the pastor of a local church at his refusal to have a funeral service at his church for her beloved dog of 21 years named Fifi. The pastor explained that funerals are for humans and if he honored such a request, he would be the laughingstock of the city. Millie said, "I love my dog and she loved church, and I was willing to donate $100,000 to the church." The pastor replied "Oh, you are talking about a Baptist dog!!! Yes, we do them here!!!"
050224 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
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052524 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
Billy wants to retire from work early. Bob asked him why? Billy said, "I am so nearsighted, I nearly worked myself to death!!! Bob asked, "What's being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death?" Billy replied, "I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work all the time!!!"
052424 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
Pastor Jones had a sudden death in his family and would have to miss his Sunday services. He called his associate minister to take his place. When he returned, floods of calls from members complaining about the poor structure of the message the associate minister preached. They considered it to be the "worst sermon" they had ever heard!!! Pastor Jones was angry that the associate minister had embarrassed him while he was away. He called him in to demand an explanation. The associate minister said, "When you called me pastor, I had no time to prepare a message, so I went in your office and preached one of your messages in the file!!!!"
052324 Laugh of the Day From Pastor Blount
Chris went to the doctor and was put on a strict diet and was told to skip a day and then resume the diet. The goal was to lose 10 lbs. in 20 days. He came back to the doctor, and he had lost 40 lbs!!! His doctor said,"Wow!!! That's amazing!!! Didn't know it would work like that!!!" Chris replied, "The diet was fine, but it was all that skipping between diets that wore me out!!!"