TOP SECRET MISSION: EGGSTRAVAGANZA 2026 🕵️‍♂️🐣🎩

March 29, 2026
19 spots remaining

Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It...


Agent, we have an egg-straordinary assignment for you. The annual Eggstravaganza Egg Hunt is fast approaching, and we need elite teen operatives to ensure a smooth and successful mission. The Easter Bunny’s intel suggests that hundreds of eggs will be dropping behind enemy lines (a.k.a. the church lawn), and we need highly skilled agents to plant them, secure the perimeter, and guide civilians (a.k.a. excited kids) to their designated hunting zones.


Failure is not an option. The mission is classified. Are you in?


AVAILABLE MISSIONS & CODE NAMES


🔍 "Stealth Egg Operative" (Egg Hider)

Objective: Deploy colorful "payloads" (plastic eggs) into strategic locations while remaining undetected.

Location: Covert drop zones (a.k.a. Each of the hunt locations)

Times: 9:30 AM & 11:00 AM missions available.

Team Size: 10 agents per shift.


🚦 "Traffic Control Task Force" (Parking/Guest Direction)

Objective: Keep the chaos to a minimum by guiding families to their designated locations.

Location: Various

Team Size: 3-4 elite field agents.

Bonus: Must be skilled in friendly-but-firm hand gestures and the ability to answer “Where is the egg hunt?” at least 147 times.


🎯 "EGG Security Squad" (Hunt Zone Agents)

Objective: Maintain law and order at each age-specific hunting ground, ensuring that no rogue toddlers break containment and that every young agent gets a fair shot at the loot.

Location: Four top-secret locations on campus.

Team Size: 2 agents per sector (8 per shift).

Skills Required: Sharp eyes, fast reflexes, and the ability to say “WAIT FOR THE SIGNAL!” repeatedly.